Joke – The Fishing Trip

The Fishing Trip

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave’s buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.

His buddies asked, “How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?“
Dave replied, “Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing.
Then the ol’ lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’.
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want”…
So I did and here I am!

buddies > amigos
hanging out > curtindo
an upcoming fishing trip > uma futura pescaria
unfortunately > infelizmente
wouldn’t let him > não queria deixá-lo ir
teasing and name calling > zoeira e gozação
headed home > foi para casa
sitting on the dock > sentado no cais (à beira do rio)
fishing rod in hand > uma vara de pescar na mão
how did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave? > como você convenceu a sua patroa deixá-lo ir, Dave?
slumped down in my chair > desmoronei na cadeira
drown my sorrows > afogar as mágoas
go fishing > ir pescar
ol’ lady > a patroa
snuck up behind me > chegou de mansinho por trás de mim
peeled her hands back > retirei as mãos dela
see-through negligee > camisola transparente
tie me to the bed > amarre-me na cama
so I did and here I am! > foi o que eu fiz e aqui estou eu!